60 Ways To Make Life Simple Again

1. Don’t try to read other people’s minds. Don’t make other people try to read yours. Communicate.
2. Be polite, but don’t try to be friends with everyone around you. Instead, spend time nurturing your relationships with the people who matter most to you.
3. Your health is your life, keep up with it. Get an annual physical check-up.
4. Live below your means. Don’t buy stuff you don’t need. Always sleep on big purchases. Create a budget and savings plan and stick to both of them.
5. Get enough sleep every night. An exhausted mind is rarely productive.
6. Get up 30 minutes earlier so you don’t have to rush around like a mad man. That 30 minutes will help you avoid speeding tickets, tardiness, and other unnecessary headaches.
7. Get off your high horse, talk it out, shake hands or hug, and move on.
8. Don’t waste your time on jealously. The only person you’re competing against is yourself.
9. Surround yourself with people who fill your gaps. Let them do the stuff they’re better at so you can do the stuff you’re better at.
10. Organize your living space and working space. Read David Allen’s book Getting Things Done for some practical organizational guidance.
11. Get rid of stuff you don’t use.
12. Ask someone if you aren’t sure.
13. Spend a little time now learning a time-saving trick or shortcut that you can use over and over again in the future.
14. Don’t try to please everyone. Just do what you know is right.
15. Don’t drink alcohol or consume recreational drugs when you’re mad or sad. Take a jog instead.
16. Be sure to pay your bills on time.
17. Fill up your gas tank on the way home, not in the morning when you’re in a hurry.
18. Use technology to automate tasks.
19. Handle important two-minute tasks immediately.
20. Relocate closer to your place of employment.
21. Don’t steal.
22. Always be honest with yourself and others.
23. Say “I love you” to your loved ones as often as possible.
24. Single-task. Do one thing at a time and give it all you got.
25. Finish one project before you start another.
26. Be yourself.
27. When traveling, pack light. Don’t bring it unless you absolutely must.
28. Clean up after yourself. Don’t put it off until later.
29. Learn to cook, and cook.
30. Make a weekly (healthy) menu, and shop for only the items you need.
31. Consider buying and cooking food in bulk. If you make a large portion of something on Sunday, you can eat leftovers several times during the week without spending more time cooking.
32. Stay out of other people’s drama. And don’t needlessly create your own.
33. Buy things with cash.
34. Maintain your car, home, and other personal belongings you rely on.
35. Smile often, even to complete strangers.
36. If you hate doing it, stop it.
37. Treat everyone with the same level of respect you would give to your grandfather and the same level of patience you would have with your baby brother.
38. Apologize when you should.
39. Write things down.
40. Be curious. Don’t be scared to learn something new.
41. Explore new ideas and opportunities often.
42. Don’t be shy. Network with people. Meet new people.
43. Don’t worry too much about what other people think about you.
44. Spend time with nice people who are smart, driven, and likeminded.
45. Don’t text and drive. Don’t drink and drive.
46. Drink water when you’re thirsty.
47. Don’t eat when you’re bored. Eat when you’re hungry.
48. Exercise every day. Simply take a long, relaxing walk or commit 30 minutes to an at-home exercise program like the P90X workout.
49. Let go of things you can’t change. Concentrate on things you can.
50. Find hard work you actually enjoy doing.
51. Realize that the harder you work, the luckier you will become.
52. Follow your heart. Don’t waste your life fulfilling someone else’s dreams and desires.
53. Set priorities for yourself and act accordingly.
54. Take it slow and add up all your small victories.
55. However good or bad a situation is now, it will change. Accept this simple fact.
56. Excel at what you do. Otherwise you’ll just frustrate yourself.
57. Mature, but don’t grow up too fast.
58. Realize that you’re never quite as right as you think you are.
59. Build something or do something that makes you proud.
60. Make mistakes, learn from them, laugh about them, and move along.

Top 50 Movies of all time....

1 The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

2 The Godfather (1972)

3 The Godfather: Part II (1974)

4 The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

5 Pulp Fiction (1994)

6 12 Angry Men (1957)

7 Schindler's List (1993)

8 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)

9 The Dark Knight (2008)

10 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King(2003)

11 Inception (2010)

12 Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back(1980)

13 Seven Samurai (1954)

14 Fight Club (1999)

15 Goodfellas (1990)

16 Star Wars (1977)

17 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring(2001)

18 City of God (2002)

19 Casablanca (1942)

20 Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)

21 The Matrix (1999)

22 Rear Window (1954)

23 Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

24 The Usual Suspects (1995)

25 The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

26 Psycho (1960)

27 Se7en (1995)

28 It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

29 Forrest Gump (1994)

30 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

31 Memento (2000)

32 Sunset Blvd. (1950)

33 Leon: The Professional (1994)

34 Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

35 Apocalypse Now (1979)

36 American History X (1998)

37 North by Northwest (1959)

38 Citizen Kane (1941)

39 Toy Story 3 (2010)

40 American Beauty (1999)

41 Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

42 Taxi Driver (1976)

43 Saving Private Ryan (1998)

44 Alien (1979)

45 Spirited Away (2001)

46 Vertigo (1958)

47 City Lights (1931)

48 The Shining (1980)

49 Amélie (2001)

50 Paths of Glory (1957)

101 Ways to Show Your Love

Aight...so I wasn't da one who wrote this, I got this in some email. But I jus' thought it'd be a nice thang to share wit everyone. Mind u, some of these "activities" depend on your age or how ready u are personally.

1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Take showers together.

3. Back rubs and massages.

4. Listen to classical music and cuddle in the dark or with blacklight.

5. French Kiss.

6. Hold her with your hands inside the back of her shirt.

7. Whisper to each other.

8. Cook for each other.

9. Skinny dip.

10. Make out in the rain.

11. Dress each other.

12. Undress each other.

13. Kiss every part of their body.

14. Hold hands.

15. Sleep together. (Actually sleep with each other…not sex)

16. One word…Foreplay

17. Sit and talk in just your underwear.

18. Buy gifts for each other.

19. Roses.

20. Find out what their favorite cologne/perfume is and wear it every time you’re together.

21. Wear his clothes.

22. Find a nice secluded place to lie together and watch the stars.

23. Incense, candles, oils, blacklights and music make for great cuddling/sex.

24. Kiss at every chance you get.

25. Don’t wear underwear and let them find out.

26. Kinky is bad…Blindfolds are good.

27. Lightly kiss their collarbone and their jawbone just below the ear, then whisper I love you.

28. Bubble baths.

29. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight.

30. Make love.

31. Write poetry for each other.

32. Kiss/smell her hair.

33. Hugs are the universal medicine.

34. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it.

35. Give random gifts of flowers, candy, poetry etc.

36. Tell her that she’s the only girl you ever want. Don’t lie.

37. Spend every second possible together.

38. Tell her that she doesn’t have to do anything she doesn’t want to. And mean it.

39. Look into each other’s eyes.

40. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love her, and kiss her lightly.

41. Talk to each other using only body language and your eyes.

42. When in public, only flirt with each other.

43. Walk behind her and put your hands in her front pockets.

44. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren’t looking.

45. Clothes are no fun.

46. Buy her a ring.

47. Keep one of her bras somewhere where you see it everyday.

48. Sing to each other.

49. Read to each other.

50. PDA = Public Display of Affection.

51. Take advantage of any time alone together.

52. Tell her about how you answered every question in math with her name.

53. Draw. (If you can)

54. Let her sit on your lap.

55. Go hiking and camp out together in the woods or on a mountain.

56. Lips were made for kissing. So were eyes, and fingers, and cheeks, and collarbones, and hands, and ears.

57. Kiss her stomach.

58. Always hold her around her hips/sides.

59. Guys like half-shirts.

60. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal.

61. Spaghetti… (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?)

62. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over your heart.

63. Unless you can feel their hear beating, you aren’t close enough.

64. Dance together.

65. Sit in front of a roaring fire and make out/make love.

66. I love the way a girl looks right after she’s fallen asleep with her head in my lap.

67. Carry her to bed.

68. Waterbeds are fun.

69. You figure it out.

70. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to look in a mirror to read it.

71. Break every one of your parent’s relationship rules for them.

72. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes.

73. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call and say I love you.

74. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them.

75. Remember your dreams and tell him/her about them.

76. Ride your bike 8 miles just to see them for a few hours.

77. Ride home and call them.

78. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears.

79. Somehow incorporate them into any kind of religion or worship you have.

80. Be Prince Charming to her parents. (Brownie Points)

81. Act out mutual fantasies together. (Not necessarily sexual)

82. Brush her hair out of her face for her.

83. Stay up all night to think of 101 ways to be sweet to them.

84. Hang out with his/her friends. (more brownie points)

85. Go to church/pray/worship together.

86. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked.

87. Cuddle together under a full moon on a clear night.

88. Learn from each other and don’t make the same mistake twice.

89. Everyone deserves a second chance.

90. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her.

91. Make sacrifices for each other.

92. Really love each other, or don’t stay together.

93. Write a fictional story about how you met/fell in love, etc. and give it to them.

94. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren’t thinking about them, and make sure they know it.

95. Love yourself before you love anyone else.

96. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages.

97. Dedicate songs to them on the radio.

98. Fall asleep on the phone with each other.

99. Sleep naked together.

100. Stand up for them when someone talks trash.

101. Never forget the kiss goodnight. And always remember to say, "Sweet dreams."

Christopher Johnson McCandless (Alexander Supertramp) / February 12, 1968 - August 18, 1992

1. Alex SuperTramp: I read somewhere... how important it is in life not necessarily to be strong... but to feel strong.

2. Alex SuperTramp: I'm going to paraphrase Thoreau here... rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me truth.

3. Alex SuperTramp: Some people feel like they don't deserve love. They walk away quietly into empty spaces, trying to close the gaps of the past.

4. Alex SuperTramp: I'm supertramp. (looks @ apple) & : and you're super apple!

5. Alex SuperTramp: If we admit that human life can be ruled by reason, then all possibility of life is destroyed.

6. Alex SuperTramp: The core of mans' spirit comes from new experiences.

7. Alex SuperTramp: What if I were smiling and running into your arms? Would you see then what I see now?

8. Alex SuperTramp: 12 years? Twelve years - to paddle down a river?

9. Alex SuperTramp: I will miss you too, but you are wrong if you think that the joy of life comes principally from the joy of human relationships. God's place is all around us, it is in everything and in anything we can experience. People just need to change the way they look at things.

10. Alex SuperTramp: Mr. Franz I think careers are a 20th century invention and I don't want one.

11. Alex SuperTramp: When you want something in life, you just gotta reach out and grab it.

12. Alex SuperTramp: If I wanted to paddle down the river, where's the best place to launch out of?

13. Alex SuperTramp: [written into book] Happiness only real when shared.

14. Alex SuperTramp: You are the apple of my eye.

15. Alex SuperTramp: You don't need human relationships to be happy, God has placed it all around us.

16. Alex SuperTramp: Two years he walks the earth. No phone, no pool, no pets, no cigarettes. Ultimate freedom. An extremist. An aesthetic voyager whose home is the road. Escaped from Atlanta. Thou shalt not return, 'cause "the West is the best." And now after two rambling years comes the final and greatest adventure. The climactic battle to kill the false being within and victoriously conclude the spiritual pilgrimage. Ten days and nights of freight trains and hitchhiking bring him to the Great White North. No longer to be poisoned by civilization he flees, and walks alone upon the land to become lost in the wild.

17. Alex SuperTramp: The sea's only gifts are harsh blows, and occasionally the chance to feel strong. Now I don't know much about the sea, but I do know that that's the way it is here. And I also know how important it is in life not necessarily to be strong but to feel strong. To measure yourself at least once. To find yourself at least once in the most ancient of human conditions. Facing the blind death stone alone, with nothing to help you but your hands and your own head.

18. Alex SuperTramp: The freedom and simple beauty is too good to pass up...

19. There is a pleasure in the pathless woods; / There is a rapture on the lonely shore; / There is society, where none intrudes, / By the deep sea, and music in its roar; / I love not man the less, but Nature more... / - Lord Byron

20. Alex SuperTramp: What if I were smiling and running into your arms? Would you see then what I see now?

21. Two weeks after Chris's death, moose hunters discovered his body in the bus.

22. On September 19, 1992, Carine McCandless flew with her brother's ashes from Alaska to the eastern seaboard. She carried them with her on the plane... in her backpack.

23. The filmmakers thank Jon Krakauer for his guidance and gratefully acknowledge Walt, Billie, Carine and the entire McCandless family for their brave support in the making of this film.

24. Ron Franz: What does the "N" stand for? Alex SuperTramp: North. Ron Franz: Alaska?

25. Alex SuperTramp: It should not be denied that being footloose has always exhilarated us. It is associated in our minds with escape from history and oppression and law and irksome obligations. Absolute freedom. And the road has always led west.

26. Alex SuperTramp: You are really good. I mean, you're like, a hundred thousand times better than like any apple I've ever had. I'm not Superman, I'm Supertramp and you're super apple. You're so tasty, you're so organic, so natural. You are the apple of my eye, ha!

27. Carine McCandless: The year Chris graduated high school, he bought the Datsun used and drove it cross-country. He stayed away most of the summer. As soon as I heard he was home, I ran into his room to talk to him. In California, he'd looked up some old family friends. He discovered that our parents' stories of how they fell in love and got married were calculated lies masking an ugly truth. When they met, Dad was already married. And even after Chris was born, Dad had had another son with his first wife, Marcia, to whom he was still legally married. This fact suddenly redefined Chris and me as bastard children. Dad's arrogance made him conveniently oblivious to the pain he caused. And Mom, in the shame and embarassment of a young mistress, became his accomplice in deceit. The fragility of crystal is not a weakness but a fineness. My parents understood that a fine crystal glass had to be cared for or it may be shattered. But when it came to my brother, they did not seem to know or care that their course of secret action brought the kind of devastation that could cut them. Their fraudulent marriage and our father's denial of his other son was, for Chris, a murder of every day's truth. He felt his whole life turn, like a river suddenly reversing the direction of its flow, suddenly running uphill. These revelations struck at the core of Chris' sense of identity. They made his entire childhood seem like fiction. Chris never told them he knew and made me promise silence, as well.

120 Ways to Boost Your Brain Power

Here are 120 things you can do starting today to help you think faster, improve memory, comprehend information better and unleash your brain’s full potential.

1. Solve puzzles and brainteasers.

2. Cultivate ambidexterity. Use your non-dominant hand to brush your teeth, comb your hair or use the mouse. Write with both hands simultaneously. Switch hands for knife and fork.

3. Embrace ambiguity. Learn to enjoy things like paradoxes and optical illusions.

4. Learn mind mapping.

5. Block one or more senses. Eat blindfolded, wear earplugs, shower with your eyes closed.

6. Develop comparative tasting. Learn to properly taste wine, chocolate, beer, cheese or anything else.

7. Find intersections between seemingly unrelated topics.

8. Learn to use different keyboard layouts. Try Colemak or Dvorak for a full mind twist!

9. Find novel uses for common objects. How many different uses can you find for a nail? 10? 100?

10. Reverse your assumptions.

11. Learn creativity techniques.

12. Go beyond the first, ‘right’ answer.

13. Transpose reality. Ask “What if?” questions.

14. SCAMPER!

15. Turn pictures or the desktop wallpaper upside down.

16. Become a critical thinker. Learn to spot common fallacies.

17. Learn logic. Solve logic puzzles.

18. Get familiar with the scientific method.

19. Draw. Doodle. You don’t need to be an artist.

20. Think positive.

21. Engage in arts — sculpt, paint, play music — or any other artistic endeavor.

22. Learn to juggle.

23. Eat ‘brain foods’.

24. Be slightly hungry.

25. Exercise!

26. Sit up straight.

27. Drink lots of water.

28. Deep-breathe.

29. Laugh!

30. Vary activities. Get a hobby.

31. Sleep well.

32. Power nap.

33. Listen to music.

34. Conquer procrastination.

35. Go technology-less.

36. Look for brain resources in the web.

37. Change clothes. Go barefoot.

38. Master self-talk.

39. Simplify!

40. Play chess or other board games. Play via Internet (particularly interesting is to play an ongoing game by e-mail).

41. Play ‘brain’ games. Sudoku, crossword puzzles or countless others.

42. Be childish!

43. Play video games.

44. Be humorous! Write or create a joke.

45. Create a List of 100.

46. Have an Idea Quota.

47. Capture every idea. Keep an idea bank.

48. Incubate ideas. Let ideas percolate. Return to them at regular intervals.

49. Engage in ‘theme observation’. Try to spot the color red as many times as possible in a day. Find cars of a particular make. Invent a theme and focus on it.

50. Keep a journal.

51. Learn a foreign language.

52. Eat at different restaurants – ethnic restaurants specially.

53. Learn how to program a computer.

54. Spell long words backwards. !gnignellahC

55. Change your environment. Change the placement of objects or furniture — or go somewhere else.

56. Write! Write a story, poetry, start a blog.

57. Learn sign language.

58. Learn a musical instrument.

59. Visit a museum.

60. Study how the brain works.

61. Learn to speed-read.

62. Find out your learning style.

63. Dump the calendar!

64. Try to mentally estimate the passage of time.

65. “Guesstimate”. Are there more leaves in the Amazon rainforest or neuron connections in your brain? (answer).

66. Make friends with math. Fight ‘innumeracy’.

67. Build a Memory Palace.

68. Learn a peg system for memory.

69. Have sex! (sorry, no links for this one!

70. Memorize people’s names.

71. Meditate. Cultivate mindfulness and an empty mind.

72. Watch movies from different genres.

73. Turn off the TV.

74. Improve your concentration.

75. Get in touch with nature.

76. Do mental math.

77. Have a half-speed day.

78. Change the speed of certain activities. Go either super-slow or super-fast deliberately.

79. Do one thing at a time.

80. Be aware of cognitive biases.

81. Put yourself in someone else’s shoes. How would different people think or solve your problems? How would a fool tackle it?

82. Adopt an attitude of contemplation.

83. Take time for solitude and relaxation.

84. Commit yourself to lifelong learning.

85. Travel abroad. Learn about different lifestyles.

86. Adopt a genius. (Leonardo is excellent company!)

87. Have a network of supportive friends.

88. Get competitive.

89. Don’t stick with only like-minded people. Have people around that disagree with you.

90. Brainstorm!

91. Change your perspective. Short/long-term, individual/collective.

92. Go to the root of the problems.

93. Collect quotes.

94. Change the media you’re working on. Use paper instead of the computer; voice recording instead of writing.

95. Read the classics.

96. Develop your reading skill. Reading effectively is a skill. Master it.

97. Summarize books.

98. Develop self-awareness.

99. Say your problems out loud.

100. Describe one experience in painstaking detail.

101. Learn Braille. You can start learning the floor numbers while going up or down the elevator.

102. Buy a piece of art that disturbs you. Stimulate your senses in thought-provoking ways.

103. Try different perfumes and scents.

104. Mix your senses. How much does the color pink weigh? How does lavender scent sound?

105. Debate! Defend an argument. Try taking the opposite side, too.

106. Use time boxing.

107. Allocate time for brain development.

108. Have your own mental sanctuary.

109. Be curious!

110. Challenge yourself.

111. Develop your visualization skills. Use it at least 5 minutes a day.

112. Take notes of your dreams. Keep a notebook by your bedside and record your dreams first thing in the morning or as you wake up from them.

113. Learn to lucid dream.

114. Keep a lexicon of interesting words. Invent your own words.

115. Find metaphors. Connect abstract and specific concepts.

116. Manage stress.

117. Get random input. Write about a random word in a magazine. Read random sites using StumbleUpon or Wikipedia.

118. Take different routes each day. Change the streets you follow to work, jog or go back home.

119. Install a different operating system on your computer.

120. Improve your vocabulary.

121. Deliver more than what’s expected.

The Best Quotes

1. We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

2. "The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in."

3. Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

4. 10th grade

As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

11th grade
The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Senior year
The day before prom she walked to my locker. My date is sick" she said; he's not going to go well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as "best friends". So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she isn't think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Graduation Day
A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, "you're my best friend, thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

A Few Years Later
Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say "I do" and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said "you came!". She said "thanks" and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Funeral
Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me! `I wish I did too...` I thought to my self, and I cried.

5. Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

6. Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

7. 9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

8. In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away

9. "Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, "thats her"....

10. It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

Beneficial things in daily life..

Ants Problem:
Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole

To get pure and clean ice:
Boil water first before freezing.

To make the mirror shine:
Clean with spirit


To remove chewing gum from clothes:
Keep the cloth in the freezer for an hour.


To whiten white clothes
Soak white clothes in hot water with a slice of lemon for 10 minutes 10.


To give a shine to hair:
Add one teaspoon of vinegar to hair, then wash hair.


To get maximum juice out of lemons:
Soak lemons in hot water for one hour, and then juice them.


To avoid smell of cabbage while cooking:
Keep a piece of bread on the cabbage in the vessel while cooking.


To rid the smell of fish from your hands:
Wash your hands with a little apple vinegar.


To avoid tears while cutting onions:
Chew gum.


To boil potatoes quickly:
Skin one potato from one side only before boiling.


To boil eggs quickly:
Add salt to the water and boil.


To check freshness of fish:
Put it in a bowl of cold water. If the fish floats, it’s fresh.


To check freshness of eggs:
Put the egg in water. If it becomes horizontal, it’s fresh. If it becomes slanting, its 3-4 days old. If it becomes vertical, its 10 days old. If it floats, it’s stale.


To remove ink from clothes:
Put toothpaste on the ink spots generously and let it dry completely, then wash.


To skin sweet potatoes quickly:
Soak in cold water immediately after boiling.


To get rid of mice or rats:
Sprinkle black pepper in places where you find mice or rats. They will run away.


To get rid of mosquitoes at night:
Keep leaves of mint near your bed or pillows and in around the room.